Machetes can come in handy in a variety of situations.
They can be used to clear a trail in the jungle, chop wood for fenceposts or kindling, cauterise leaky wellies, slice vegetables, and pull up weeds.
And if you accessorise them with an impractical dress on a party night, they are also very good for pretending to be a kick ass kung fu assassin.
If you like that kind of thing...
Something tells me I´m just not hard faced enough to be convincing!
1 comment:
So yeah, when does the computer game come out?
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